#insomnia thoughts with stereopticons

[stereopticons]

I’m ready to go home but I’m not ready to leave

[mostlyinthemorning]

seven sentence sunday

Thanks for the tag @rmd-writes! Just started playing with something new:

David should have known it was too good to be true. Even after five years of Patrick’s whispered ‘I love yous’ and soft good morning kisses, he should have known. But he’d let his guard down, he’d gotten complacent, he’d fucking leaned in and now here he was—alone. Just like he’d always thought he would be, but with one major difference. This time, he knows what it’s like to be with someone—to really be with them, to know their heart and the wrong way they load the dishwasher—and he’ll be damned if he’ll give that up without a fight.

He’s imagined a million scenarios of how things might go wrong—3 a.m. insomnia is not his friend—but he’d never imagined it would happen like this. One minute Patrick had him pressed against the kitchen counter, kissing his first caramel macchiato of the morning from his mouth, the next, two armed agents burst through the door shouting things about “arrest” and “contravention of the Magical Purposes Act” as they dragged Patrick away.

Tagging @blackandwhiteandrose @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3 @noahreids @carolrain @missgeevious @stereopticons

[scmediafest]

🎨 DAY 3 - CREATOR REVEALS 🎨

I'm surprised (that you've never been told before) by iola17 (@beaiola)

[David/Patrick, Alexis/Ted - T - 32,646]

When his friend Ted asks Patrick for a favour, he knows it isn't the type of thing he should agree to. After all, asking out a guy so your friend can date his sister isn't the most morally sound of choices.

But Ted's his best friend. And he's been crazy about Alexis Rose since the first time he saw her.

It helps that the brother is David Rose and David Rose is... intriguing. Even if he seems to want nothing to do with Patrick.

10 Things I Hate About You AU

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Two Tears in a Bucket by HowOldAreWe

[David/Patrick, David/Sebastien - E - 24,023]

“Well, I guess it’s just like my mama always said. ‘Two tears in a bucket. Motherfuck it.’”

- The Lady Chablis

Patrick Brewer is in Savannah for three days, covering David Rose's legendary Ides of March Gala. At least, that's the plan until he finds himself entangled in a messy murder investigation and head over heels for the man who pulled the trigger.

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wish i was the moon tonight by @stereopticons

[David/Patrick - T - 7,102]

David begrudgingly accepts that if there’s no option for pharmaceutical intervention, maybe this stupid Calm app is his best next choice. Ted never needs to know that David took his suggestion. He skips over the guided meditation options; he tried meditation in New York and found it impossible to not engage with every thought that crossed his mind. The sleep stories, though, sound not promising, exactly, but reasonable enough.

David suffers from insomnia after moving to Schitt's Creek and turns to the sleep stories on Calm to help him fall asleep. Brewer's Baseball History is the only thing that helps, but what happens when the voice behind those stories shows up in town?

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teenage dirtbag(s) by @treepyful

[Ruth/Stevie - T - 6,055]

"I think her name is Noelle."

"Hm?" Stevie grunted around her slushie straw, tipping her head at David in question.

"The new girl," he clarified, and Stevie tore her eyes away from the unfolding scene in front of her to give him an affronted look. "I heard someone call her that yesterday."

"Why would I care what some asshole prep's name is?" Stevie stirred her slushie aggressively – she'd taken a chance on the cafeteria's new flavour and was not impressed.

David snorted. "I don't know, maybe because you've been staring at her like a starving dog."

Stevie flipped him the bird and stole a french fry from his tray.

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A sapphic Schitt's Creek High School AU of Teenage Dirtbag.

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Once More With Feeling by jetstarstream (@jettestar)

[David/Patrick, Alexis/Ted, Stevie/Twyla - T - 5,107]

When a musical spell is cast over the residents of Schitt's Creek, Patrick the Vampire Slayer and his friends are forced to reveal truths and feelings that they have carefully kept hidden to each other.

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Selling Schitt's Creek by doingthemost (@sarahlevys), @lilythesilly @typewritess, @nerdframed

[Alexis/Twyla, Ruth/Stevie - T - 4,547]

The elite agents at The Butani Group sell the rural Ontario life to buyers in the Schitt’s Creek and greater Elmdale area. Relationships are everything, and that often means major drama.

Inspired by the Netflix series, Selling Sunset.

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[podfic] and by tomorrow i'll be on my way by @hullomoon

[David/Patrick, Stevie & David - T - 01h:35m:45s]

In real life David and Patrick wouldn't want to be in the same room as the other, online however they're close friends.

or

a You've Got Mail AU

[podfic of and by tomorrow I'll be on my way]